Headline of the Day

Sydney Morning Herald:

‘Bus beheader’ had mouth, nose and ear in pocket.

Umm.... ::furrows brow:: I don't, uhh.... What the fuck??

A police officer at the scene reported seeing the attacker hacking off pieces of the victim's body and eating them, according to a police tape leaked on the internet....

And you thought my fermented Chinese tea complete with slimy yeast cultures was weird.

via Slog