Jesse: Oh, yeah?
Lisa: Yeah, but I think it was with an expert.
Showing posts with label overheard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label overheard. Show all posts
7.09.2011
12.22.2010
Overheard in the J and L House: A Bunny Edition
Lisa to Jesse, who is closely watching Olive: Well, does she have anything to say?
Jesse, still inspecting the bunny: I don't really know.... She's mumbling.
12.05.2010
10.19.2010
Overheard in the J and L House
The radiators make loud and creeeeeepy noises. Grumbling, bubbling, hissing, wheezing, whistling, gurgling. This house is scary! And it might be a very old, dying man.
9.16.2010
Overheard in the J and L House: A Bunny Edition
Lisa to Jesse: Can you get Olive to come out, and can you take a picture of her forehead for me, please?
9.02.2010
Overheard
Binghamton University Office of Commencement to Lisa:
Dear Lisa, Welcome to your senior year!
Lisa: Thank you, BUOC!
8.19.2010
Overheard in the J and L House: A Bunny Edition
Lisa to Jesse: Do you think Olive likes it here?
Jesse: Yes.
Lisa: How do you know?
Jesse: She told me.
Lisa: What did she say?
Jesse: That she likes it.
Lisa: Aargh!! What specifically did she tell you that she likes?
Jesse: We have good baseboards.
6.15.2010
"Overheard" on Facebook
Eric to Lisa: I think the origin of the word "bunny" came from "funny" with a bounce.
5.02.2010
Overheard in the J and L House
4.05.2010
Overheard in the J and L House: A Bunny Edition
Lisa to Jesse: Is this movie too scary for the bunny?
Lisa to Jesse: Olive had better not have any fun while we're gone!
3.27.2010
Birthday Party Leeway
I'm trying to be a good wifey and give my sweet husby lots of leeway to fuss just as he did for me a couple of weeks ago for my birthday party. I did try the following, though:
Lisa to Jesse: It's okay if you want to be a little less snappy with me.
It seemed to work! He laughed at my nice presentation of a perfectly reasonable request and we kept plugging along with our preparation.
We should have a nice day and a nice celebration.
3.21.2010
3.05.2010
Overheard in the Produce Department
scene: Wegmans produce department. Lisa bumps into a funeral director colleague (Steve).
Steve to Lisa: Hey! Are you ready to get back into the business?
Lisa, with no hesitation: pssht. NO!
So, is that my answer? Am I done with funeral directing? I've been trying to answer this question since April 2008 (before, even). J thinks I'm stuck in the past, that I shouldn't sacrifice my future to live in the past. He's right, right? Why can't I let it go?
2.28.2010
"Overheard" in My Dream
Michael, my brother-in-law to Lisa: No bitch is truly alone until she's hunting squirrels.
In my dream, he then proceeded to tell me about a male scientist who was tracking and researching rabbits with exceedingly long stomachs. If I told you the details of this research, you'd know that my brain science is not sensible or accurate; therefore, it's much too difficult to try to explain further details.
This is my brain at work, folks.
2.19.2010
Overheard in the Subaru
Lisa to Jesse, after loading the groceries into the car by herself: I know I'm supposed to be a modern woman who doesn't adhere to gender roles; but ever since your surgery, I am totally the man in this relationship.
2.11.2010
Overheard in the J and L House
Lisa to Jesse: I have to remember to take your underwears out of my purse.
2.04.2010
Overheard in HDEV348, or Why I'm Shitting Myself
"The bachelors degree is the new high school diploma."
As if this isn't stressful enough as it is....
As if this isn't stressful enough as it is....
1.02.2010
12.23.2009
Overheard
Lisa to Jesse after a particularly annoying day filled with complete fucking idiots: I like booze. It helps.
11.30.2009
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