"I ain't no damsel in distress/I don't need to be rescued..."-Ani DiFranco, "Not a Pretty Girl"
See my bad, bad learning-to-ride-a-bike bruises? They're bad, right? Jesse thinks they're so bad that I should wear pants to his company picnic today. They are gross, it is true. But the forecast for today is 83 degrees! Plus, the bruises mean that this learning-to-ride-a-bike thing is serious business for me and that I'm working hard. Does anyone really pay any attention to calves anyways? 
