YESTERDAY
Lisa: I accidentally just spit on myself. Do I need to change my shirt?
TODAY
Lisa, examining the floor: I think I just peed.
File this one under "Lisa has no shame" and "Lisa has lost all volition of her body." Gross. And funny. Mostly gross, though.
Lisa: I accidentally just spit on myself. Do I need to change my shirt?
TODAY
Lisa, examining the floor: I think I just peed.
File this one under "Lisa has no shame" and "Lisa has lost all volition of her body." Gross. And funny. Mostly gross, though.
