Showing posts with label nsfm. Show all posts
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6.03.2010

Cars, Assholes, School, LIFE

WARNING: This post contains language that is NSFM (not safe for moms) and graphic menstruation art.
  • I am car shopping. I've had it with the Sube, and it's time for it to make penance for all the trouble (not to mention money it has cost us) it has given me. So during my perusing, I've noticed that there are about a 1,000,000 Chevy Cobalts available in this area and in my price range. There are two top reasons I'll never own a Chevy Cobalt.
  1. I am pretty sure there's an explanation for the million or so Cobalts available to me; I'm also pretty sure I don't want to find out what that explanation is.
  2. Chevy Cobalts are not cobalt, and I have a problem with that. Even the blue ones aren't cobalt. I won't purchase a liar car.
  • We are entirely out of that shit hole, also called North Street. Here's a huge "fuck you" to our white-trash neighbors and their little shit kids and the jackasses who own/"maintain" that place. You had it easy with us. Oh, and karma is a boomerang.
  • My summer classes are making things really hectic for me, but I am enjoying them. I evenlove one of them. Plus, I'm doing a project on menstruation which is pretty much as good as it gets for me.
There's more news, but I'm tired now. I'll try again soon. In the mean time, enjoy some menstruation art by Isa Sanz, via Museum of Menstruation and Women's Health.


7.06.2009

Overheard in the J and L House

Lisa: You know how I've been obsessed with that Natalie Portman rap and how I've been listening to it over and over again?

Jesse: Yeah.

Lisa: Well, now I'm over it but I can't get it out of my head.

Jesse: That's your punishment.




slightly NSFM video via Hulu

9.01.2008

What He Said

This may be NSFM (Not Safe for Mom).

From Dan Savage:
A question for the Palins: Your pregnant daughter “plans to marry the father.” That’s nice. Plans are great. I have long-standing plans to ass fuck Brad Pitt myself.

But does that horny kid of yours—the one you worked to protect from medically accurate sex education—plan to get married before the election? She could get married this afternoon. Quickie wedding, down at city hall. But if she wants a big wedding, well, that takes some doing. If that’s what she wants, Mrs. Palin, will you be able to take care your new infant, plan your daughter’s wedding, and run for Vice President all at the same time?

And if you and John McCain lose this election—or, hell, even if you win—what do you think the odds are that your daughter’s plans might change? Any chance that she’ll decide not to marry this Levi person after all?

7.30.2008

Holy Shit!

This is some seriously sexy tv. Are you watching "Weeds?" You should be....


A nsfw clip from the end of the episode is here.

UPDATE: The aforementioned nsfw clip is g-o-n-e gone.

6.23.2008

George Carlin Dead at 71

George Carlin
1937-2008


Sorry, Mom. I have to do this for George:
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits.

RIP, George. We'll really miss you.

image via JAMD