Showing posts with label meep. Show all posts
Showing posts with label meep. Show all posts

8.30.2008

Come for Dinner If You Don't Mind Wet Feet

Last Monday, I was making spanakopita; we were expecting my brother, Eric (the Boy), and his girlfriend, Tiffany, along with our friends, Sung and Jessica. I was doing lots of prep work: stemming and chiffonade-ing pounds of fresh spinach, mincing garlic, chopping onions. Next, I sauteed the produce and transferred the mixture a strainer. I was washing my sautee pan when the sink started to drain really slowly. I turned on the disposal hoping to solve the problem. All of a sudden, water was gushing from behind the washing machine! I turned everything off in time to see water rushing all over the floor. Ack!

I threw some towels on the floor to dry some of the water and got on the phone to maintenance. Of course, I was starting to panic a bit. I wasn't worried about the Boy and Tiffany coming over for a soggy dinner party but I don't know Sung and Jessica very well and I wanted things to go well. After a few minutes, maintenance made it up to the apartment and told me how good the food smelled. I huffed and told them I was making dinner for my friends and really hoped they could figure out what was wrong. They asked to borrow my plunger (apparently the maintenance guys don't have their own) and made an attempt to unclog the sink. Surprise! No luck.

A 3rd maintenance guy was called and he decided an actual plumber had to be called. I tried not to get too wound up; I struggled with my phyllo and waited for Jesse to get home. I knew it woudn't work to see if we could pack up and take dinner to Sung's house since we had to wait for the plumber so I called Tiffany to see if they had a table they could bring. It clear and warmish out and not a bad night to eat on the lawn.

Jesse got home and tried to calm me down and convince me that things were fine: the Boy and Tiffany were bringing a table and chairs, Sung and Jessica were bringing chairs, rain was not in the forecast.

Six o'clock rolled around and the plumber and his matching cohort arrived and brought industrial-strength sucking appliances. Next, Sung and Jessica arrived and the four of us sat outside and drank a Bully Hill Chardonel and waited for the Boy and Tiffany. Meanwhile the plumbers sucked and sucked and sucked some more. I periodically checked on their progress and the progress of the spanakopita. When E and T arrived, we got situated outside and enjoyed some of the Boy's homemade salsa.

While the big and little plumbers continued sucking unsuccessfully, we had our spanakopita and the Boy's salad and Key Lime pie. The plumbers left around 8 or 8:30 and said they would return tomorrow and possibly have to go into the wall to complete the project.

The evening was nice, the food was good and the company was great. The biggest problem was having to go to bed with a kitchen-full of dirty dishes, which I hate as much as I hate Palin. The next day, when got home from work, the plumber was back and still sucking. He finally dislodged whatever gross obstruction that impeded my kitchen cleaning; thankfully he didn't have to go into the wall. As my dad and others would say, "All's well that ends well."

8.25.2008

Interview with a Bagel Shop: The First Day

Details are forthcoming. Also forthcoming are details of the kitchen plumbing catastrophe. If we weren't having friends over for dinner, it would have been much less disruptive. Meep!

8.21.2008

Turkey Hill, Why Must You Taunt Me

From Turkey Hill:
Turkey Hill’s brand new Venice™ Premium Ice comes straight from the water-filled canals of Venice through the rolling farmland of Lancaster County to your freezer at home. The light, fruity flavors of Venice Ice are easy to scoop and enjoy but difficult to put down.
Sounds refreshing and delicious, right? You know what sounds even better? Their Pomegranate Blueberry with Acai Venice Ice. YUM. Pomegranate Blueberry is one of my flavor combinations and the sweet confection beckons me from its icy-cold freezer home. YUM.

So what's the problem? It is chock full of high fructose corn syrup which I avoid as much as I can. Turkey Hill, you are a cruel seductress.

8.20.2008

Oh, Shit.

From Reuters:
McCain leads Obama among likely U.S. voters by 46 percent to 41 percent, wiping out Obama's solid 7-point advantage in July and taking his first lead in the monthly Reuters/Zogby poll.
Viagra for everyone (if you're a man. I doubt McCain would approve insurance coverage for women even though JAMA says it may help)!

8.06.2008

I Will Tell You 9 Things. I Will Not Disclose the 10th Thing.

  • I'm happy because the rain is here, albeit 12 or so hours late.
  • I want popcorn with nutritional yeast. I want it now. I'm sure getting it done will wake Jesse. Ack!!
  • I'm kind of avoiding my therapist.
  • A week from today, Jesse will be in CT for an interview. I'll be chauffeuring.
  • Perhaps if I pop my popcorn on the landing, it won't wake Jesse.
  • I am thoroughly and excessively caffeinated. Damn you, Starbucks and your bribes.
  • I had an awful day on Monday. For some reason, I felt better after I fell of my bike.
  • Is there an outlet in the common hallway? Maybe I can pop corn there.
  • Tuesday was much better than Monday. I'm sure its mostly due to caffeine and partly due to the fact that I forced myself to emerge from my cave.

8.04.2008

Things are Going Poorly

Not with the biking. Biking is going well. My life, however, not so much.....

7.30.2008

There Is No Respite without My Fermented Chinese Tea

I've been drinking my kombucha daily since mid-May (thanks, Toves!) and have had almost no problems with heartburn. Its been great. Kombucha is pretty expensive and I have a hard time justifying the purchase (even though I've been buying it by the case and getting a discount) but its so good for my bod! Its chock full of active enzymes, amino acids, viable probiotics, antioxidants and polyphenols.

Sadly, I forgot my tea on Sun. and was out of tea today. Plus, our dinner was an awful, disgusting pizza that Jesse picked out and now, I Feel Like SHIT. Ack!! I am a wild inferno and it sucks. I've been popping Tums with no relief and am counting the hours until I can get to the local whole foods store.

On another note, I'm considering peeing on my plants.


image via links & thoughts

7.26.2008

What Time Does the Sun Rise in July?

Its 3:44 a.m. and I'm still awake. I can only play so much websudoku and listen to so many This American Life shows before the sun comes up and Jesse stirs and wonders how long ago the fresh whole wheat chocolate chip cookies came out of the oven because they're still warm and I've finally fallen asleep on the kitchen floor with a single sheet and a small pile of kitchen towels.

7.14.2008

Hire Me. Please?

I started this job respite with intense anxiety. The week after quitting, I was suited up and searching. Then I settled into my new domestic goddess role: organizing, baking, rehanging pictures, cooking for our friends. I was still looking and interviewing and putting on the charm but I really was reveling in my freedom. Here's the gist of a conversation I had with Mikus when I was in Wisconsin:
Me: You should come to New York for a visit but you should come soon before I find a job.

Mikus:When will that be?

Me: Hopefully... never.
But we obviously can't continue to subsist on Jesse's income. Additionally, I'm antsy and am feeling kind of worthless so I really need to find something. Shit! I hate trying to find a job! I know that's an absolutely universal statement but, jeez, this sucks. I've sent so many resumes, filled out so many applications, made so many initial and follow-up calls, continued to put on the charm. I know only nepotism will get you a better job (or a job, in this case?), but even that's not working.

I just want to find something. I can do lots of things and, based on my last job, I am apparently willing to do lots of things. I hope, as does Jesse, something is on the horizon. I really don't want to work at Target.

7.13.2008

Dear Overindulgent Neighbors

Dear Overindulgent Neighbors,
Its 66 degrees and damp outside. Is the air conditioner really necessary? Its so loud I can't hear David Sedaris tell me about his childhood music lessons.
Sincerely,
Your Petulant Neighbor

Meep

.ʇɐɥʇ s,ǝɹǝɥʇ os 'uʍop ǝpısdn ʇxǝʇ ʎɯ sdı1ɟ ʇɐɥʇ 1ooʇ sıɥʇ punoɟ ı ʇsɐǝ1 ʇɐ .uıɐɹ p1noʍ ʇı ɥsıʍ ʎ11ɐǝɹ ı puɐ ɟ1ǝsʎɯ ɥʇıʍ op oʇ ʇuɐʍ ı ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnbıɟ ʇ,uɐɔ ı .ʎdɯnɹb puɐ ɔıbɹɐɥʇǝ1 buı1ǝǝɟ ɯ,ı

Is This Where its Headed for Me?


::sigh::


art via explodingdog

7.01.2008

News

I didn't get the job at the chiropractor's office. Meep.

6.16.2008

Seriously, What am I Doing?

Its passed midnight; I am exhausted after a good but busy day; I just wrote the longest, ramblingest, disjointedest freaking email to my besty, Tovah; I'm sitting on the carpet crying and blogging and my teeny, tiny laptop is burning my paws. Sheesh.

6.11.2008

There Is a Silver Lining. I Mean, a Reptile-Print Lining.

I had a rough day today. I had a less than stellar interview at... the mall. I got a rejection letter from human resources at the local credit union. I'm putting pressure on myself for not carrying an appropriate financial load in my marriage.

But there was a high point in my day. I purchased new reptile-print Tweezerman tweezers. There's nothing better than a new pair of tweezers, especially on a pretty crappy day.


Waiting for My Next Adventure

I have been unemployed for about six weeks. This unemployment has been a great time for me to regroup, relax and begin to look for my next adventure. I plan to return to school to finish my bachelor's degree and eventually launch a new career. In the mean time, I have been job searching. Unsuccessfully, I might add.














Thankfully, I have a terrific husband who is making a great effort to support me financially, mentally and emotionally. Our relationship is getting stronger now that a great deal of my stress has been eliminated and we are doing our best to take care of each other during this uncertain time. Additionally, our families have also been offering support in various ways and we are thankful for that.

But the most important thing right now is this: Will you give me a job, please? Maybe your friend could give me a job. Someone you know can help me, right?