Re: Its True. My Horoscope is True and So is Erika's.

I'm fairly positive that what The Onion meant to say was:

A whirlwind romance will sweep Erika off her feet this week, before destroying her home, smashing her valuables (except the very valuable valuables like the calculator watch), and dropping her off four states away (provided that she is transported via Michigan).

Its True. My Horoscope is True and So is Erika's.

My horoscope (and Rachel@Canada's horoscope, too), via The Onion:

You'll spend your remaining years hooked up to a machine, which is sad, as it's the kind that checks e-mail and sends out texts.

And since I'm doing mine, here is Erika!'s, also via The Onion. I bet I know which whirlwind romance this horoscope refers to. Do you*?

A whirlwind romance will sweep you off your feet this week, before destroying your home, smashing your valuables, and dropping you off three states away.

*You know who you are.

Erika!

I'm really lucky to have made a new friend. Her name is Erika! and she uses lots of exclamation points! Here's some things that make Erika! great: she is funny and smart; she wears either the giantest boots with fuzzy lining or the teeniest sneakers with polka dots to work; she takes pictures of her bruises (like me); she's so interested in the health of the planet that she is always collecting a variety of recyclables from the trash and taking them home to recycle. Periodically, I ask her what she's thinking about. On at least one occasion, it was robots! Robots!

There's lots of other things I could list but I know I sound like I have a total crush on Erika! so I'd better stop now. I'm just excited to have a new friend; plus, its neat when you meet someone and hit it off right away!


p.s. Erika! Don't stop being my friend because I'm creepy. Please!?